IkiWiki/Plugin/haiku.pm

   1 #!/usr/bin/perl
   2 # haiku generator plugin
   3 package IkiWiki::Plugin::haiku;
   4
   5 use warnings;
   6 use strict;
   7 use IkiWiki 2.00;
   8
   9 sub import { #{{{
  10         hook(type => "preprocess", id => "haiku", call => \&preprocess);
  11 } # }}}
  12
  13 sub preprocess (@) { #{{{
  14         my %params=@_;
  15
  16         my $haiku;
  17         eval q{use Coy};
  18         if ($@ || ! Coy->can("Coy::with_haiku")) {
  19                 my @canned=(
  20                         "The lack of a Coy:
  21                          No darting, subtle haiku.
  22                          Instead, canned tuna.
  23                         ",
  24                         "apt-get install Coy
  25                          no, wait, that's not quite it
  26                          instead: libcoy-perl
  27                         ",
  28                         "Coyly I'll do it,
  29                          no code, count Five-Seven-Five
  30                          to make a haiku.
  31                         ",
  32                 );
  33
  34                 $haiku=$canned[rand @canned];
  35         }
  36         else {
  37                 $haiku=Coy::with_haiku($params{hint} ? $params{hint} : $params{page});
  38
  39                 # trim off other text
  40                 $haiku=~s/\s+-----\n//s;
  41                 $haiku=~s/\s+-----.*//s;
  42         }
  43
  44         $haiku=~s/^\s+//mg;
  45         $haiku=~s/\n/<br>\n/mg;
  46
  47         return "\n\n<blockquote>$haiku</blockquote>\n\n";
  48 } # }}}
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